Junkyard Bert the Hurt Hazy IPA 4pk Can

New England Style IPA with Nectaron and Riwaka hops!

Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away
Nah, it’s Bert the Hurt, comin' to run the game.

Yo, can you tell me, who’s the toughest on the street?
That’s Bert the Hurt, takin’ down everyone he meets!
With his sidekick Ernie rollin' by his side,
They run this block, man, there’s nowhere to hide.

Bert don’t mess around, he’s tough as steel,
You cross him once, you’re gonna feel the deal.
With a scowl so cold, he don’t play pretend,
Ernie’s got jokes, but Bert’s got no friends.

Bert don’t laugh, nah, he keeps it tight,
A stone-cold stare under the streetlight.
Ernie might try to crack a joke or two,
But Bert just shrugs—he’s got work to do.  6.8% ABV.