Junkyard Honey, I Chipped The Kids IPA 4pk Can

THIS SUMMER... FAMILY TIME GETS AN UPGRADE.

From the studio that brought you "I Think the Baby's a Robot" comes a new kind of parental malfunction.

Meet Dr. Gary Blipman — suburban dad and part-time inventor. In a totally harmless attempt to boost his kids’ SAT scores and soccer skills, he installs "harmless little performance-enhancing microchips" into their brains.
What could possibly go wrong?

Now his straight-A daughter can control drones with her mind, his son’s eyes are emitting laser beams, and the family dog has become self-aware.

They were just supposed to do their chores faster...
Instead, they’ve become cybernetic super-kids with a thirst for power!

Dr. Blipman had better figure this out before Mom gets home.

"HONEY I CHIPPED THE KIDS"
Rated PG-13 for laser eyes and awkward cyborg puberty. 6.8% ABV.